Horoscope for Thursday, June 12, 2025 - Chicago Sun-Times
What shouldn't you Google?
Mr. Hands A movie of 2 men having anal sex with a horse. 1 of them died from this. Two girls one cup...
What’s the worst thing you caught anyone in your family doing?
Dad caught the narrator having sex with the farm dog. Dad did not talk to the narrator for days. The...
Is a narcissist capable of understanding the damage and the hurt that they have caused in your relationship?
Narcissists don't care how much they hurt you, or if they used you. They don't even care if they act...
How come Jesus died on Friday and rose on Sunday? That's not 3 days and three nights.
“How come Jesus died on Friday and rose on Sunday? That's not 3 days and three nights.” Jesus was no...
Who believes that Speaker Mike Johnson will certify ‘a free and fair and legal election'? Who believes that Speaker Mike Johnson will NOT certify ‘a free and fair and legal election'? Why?
Mike Johnson, as close as Fat Hitler will ever get having an obedient puppy, will of course obey his...
How many women have accidentally pooped their pants and became turned on afterwards?
Yes, oh my gosh. I was at work in my office. I had on tight black work pants and was only wearing pa...
Why are terrible, boring art pieces done by famous people worth so much while beautiful pieces done by amateurs are worthless?
I would love to share a story of my own. I’m only 17 and not a millionaire but I’ve once had a tempt...
If everyone in Russia dropped into holes in the ground only never to return, would that be good for NATO and international peacekeepers? Can we convince Russians to be less diabolical, so they coexist? Does Putin stink like doo doo in the commode?
Yes it would be good if Russians disappeared. Note that they’re this way after centuries of abuse. M...
At what stage in your life did you realize, "No, I can't do this any more" and walk out? Why?
I'm the bastard son of an alcoholic mother who was always looking for love and that left no time for...
Why is Jack Smith arguing that presidents should not have full immunities as Trump is requesting?
Because we don't want a president to go on a murderous rampage and be absolved of blame. We don't wa...
How do you get a teenage boy to care about hygiene?
That's tough many many different issues. 1 the food we eat and the chemicals we put inside hugely af...